can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
when a boy puts other girls down to compliment you
kick him out of your bed that instant
dont try and change him or worry about the below zero temperatures outside
kick him out of your warm bed and out of your life
because he will end up putting you down too
bless this post
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
“Listen here skippy.”