I don’t think I’m ever going to get to the point where people run across a freeway to take a picture of me. I really don’t see it getting to that level of hysteria unless I have an affair with the Queen of Sweden or something like that.

(Source: katnisstrinket, via bckeybrns)

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

(Source: morrisseyhateblog, via parkingstrange)

slomps:

"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

(via joshpeck)

boygirlparty:

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

(via crystallized-teardrops)

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

look at how cute this is

(via sherdoor)

offendedstraightboy:


waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

(via dontblink-neverlookaway)

dosomethingprettywhileyoucan:

Why you take pitcher IS PAPARIZZA peproni chese pls

dosomethingprettywhileyoucan:

Why you take pitcher IS PAPARIZZA peproni chese pls

(via nagisahazukisbuttblog)

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

image

(via ilovemoosee)

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

(via leasline)

megasonger:

“Tell us an interesting fact about yourself!”

image

(via ilovemoosee)

bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

(via dontblink-neverlookaway)

http://emmyblackthorn.tumblr.com/post/97590527388/quasi-normalcy-herotterness-jaclcfrost-in

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched…

donnacabonna:

*sees person approaching elevator* *clicks closing door button*

(via ilovemoosee)

batmansymbol:

me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

(via ilovemoosee)